In one of the webboards, we got into talking as to what is the American dream. Then somebody came in and said what was the European dream. Being Asian, I talked a little bit about the Asian dream.

This might be too generalizing a bit, and hardly accurate, but the American dream is usually meant to be understood as having great wealth and power. The European dream is normally about self fulfillment, education and respect from peers. I am more Asian, and has always been made to believe that the Asian dream Read the rest of this entry »

An IT nerd is crossing the road when he meets a frog who tells him, ” If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess, stay with you for a week and do anything you want.”

The IT nerd smiles and puts the frog in his pocket. ” Did you hear me?” says the frog. ” I said I’ll do anything for a week.”

The nerd ignores it.

“Hey! What are you playing at?” it shoults. ” A beautiful princess? For a week? That’s irresistible.”

“Look”, says the nerd, ” I’m a computer expert. I haven’t got time for a girlfriend. But a talking frog - now that’s cool!”