Its Valentine’s Day. Here are some great quotes I came upon:

Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.”

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him

My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met. -Rodney Dangerfield

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. — Albert Einstein

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.– Jim Backus

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” — Patrick Murray.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.” -Woody Allen.

I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.