I am pleased that very soon, my second humor book will be coming out.

The first book has a subtitle ” Business is a Joke, and we can prove
it”. Our second book subtitle is ” Technology Creates Morons, and we
can Powerpoint it.”

Look forward to the same irreverent humor in the workplace.

AFP: Dogs have a nose for pirate movies, music

They’re black, wear yellow coats and have a nose for pirate movies and music: meet Lucky and Flo, two Labradors trained to sniff out not drugs or explosives, but the polycarbonate contained in DVDs and CDs.

The four-year-old dogs can’t tell the difference between a legal disk or a pirated one, but they do have a knack for ferreting out disks packed in cases labelled “Alaskan King Crab” or “Automobile Spare Parts,” or hidden behind a thick wall in a warehouse.

The canines’ noses have netted international customs officials millions of bogus discs and allowed them to arrest dozens of suspected smugglers of counterfeit goods.

Yahoo did not want the deal to happen in the first place - but it is trying to claw its way to google. I hope Yahoo realizes it was Google that undermined Yahoo’s business in the first place, not Microsoft.

Microsoft and Yahoo: Not even on the same page |- CNET News.com

Despite a brief moment of optimism heading into Saturday, Microsoft and Yahoo were really never closer to doing a merger deal than two ships passing in the night.

There was almost no discussion of price, and those talks that were held suggested to Microsoft that Yahoo was never really prepared to sell itself to the software company, according to a source familiar with the negotiations.

“He has allthe virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” - Winston churchill.

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know” - Abraham Lincoln.

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” - Moses Hadas

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” Oscar Wilde.