Other Tags:BizNews, Tech, Mobile Tech/Gadgets, Soft Dev/Outsourcing, and Humor/Offbeat news.
These are the latest 20 or so posts in my selection. Past Archives are found in my Google Reader shared list.
My Selected Humor and Offbeat News
2008-08-25
- Naked hiker's jail strip
A hiker jailed for walking across Germany naked has been allowed to go nude because prison clothes depress him. Siegfried Grawert was sentenced to 10 weeks in Nuremberg prison for failing to pay fines for walking around natural beauty spots in the buff. ... - Man continues decades-old Cadillac-a-year habit
The 84-year-old Flint man has bought or leased a new Cadillac every year since 1955, the year Disneyland opened in Anaheim, Calif., and Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on a Montgomery, Ala., bus. 'You only live one time. Money is to spend,' he ... - Where Do Babies Come From?
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the... ... - How Much Fer Joe?
A Missouri farmer got in his pickup, drove several miles to a neighboring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy about 12 opened the door. “Is yer paw home?” the farmer asked. “No sir, he ain’t,” the boy replied. “He went into town.” “Well, said the farmer, is yer maw here?” “No, sir, she ain’t here neither. She went into town with paw.” “How about your brother, Joe, is he here?” “He went with maw and paw.” The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to... ... - Worthy of Heaven
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates. “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asks. “Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offers. “Once, on a trip to the Black Hills, out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out... ... - Mexican Jews
Cohen and Levy were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. “Cohen,” asked Levy, “Are there any Jews in Mexico?” I don’t know,” Levy replied. “Why don’t we ask the waiter?” When the waiter came by, Levy asked him, “Are there any Mexican Jews?” “I do not know sir, I ask,” the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, “No, sir. No Mexican Jews.” “Are you sure?” Levy asked. “I will check again, sir.” the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While... ... - Workout Plan For Those Over 50 Years Old
Got an old grampa or grandma alittle out of shape? Are you an old fart wanting to lift weights but don’t know where to start? Never fear, F&J is here! Follow along while we whip you into great condition! Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you’ll find that you can... ... - Alexander and Kermit
What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name ... - Lawyers’ word processor
Q: Have you heard about the lawyers’ word processor?A: No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print. ... - The lawyer & the dead man
A dying man gathered his best friends - a lawyer, doctor and clergyman - at his bedside and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would place the three envelops in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough money to enjoy the next life. A week later the man died. At the wake, the lawyer and doctor and clergyman each concealed an envelope in the coffin and bid their old client and friend... ... - Blonde Bird Watcher
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, “Look, a dead bird.” And the blonde looks up and says, “Where?” ... - Blonde walks
A blonde walks into a library and shouts “I’ll have a burger and fries” The lady at the desk says “Sorry madam, this is a library!” The blonde replies “I know, I’ll have a burger and fries please” The lady at the counter says “No, i dont think you understand, this is a library!” The blonde says “Oh, sorry” and whispers, “I’ll have a burger and fries”! ... - Keep studying
Students, take note:Knowledge is power …But power corrupts …And corruption is a crime …And crime doesn’t pay …So if you keep on studying you’ll go broke! ... - War Wound?
A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men.He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams.”What the hell is that?” he asks.”War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes”Then the guy looks to his right and sees. . . three streams !!!”What the hell is that?”"War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes”The two veterans... ... - Translation Fail
Submitted by Imran H ... - Starbucks Fail
Submitted by Joanna ... - Straw Fail
Submitted by Jesse H ... - Electric Bill Fail
Submitted by Obi Okorougo ... - Hour Fail
Submitted by Lacey ... - Sauce Fail
Submitted by Steven R ...
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