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Nganung ikaw pa man ang
gipitik ning dughan?
Nga sa tantong bana-bana ikaw
di ko gyud maapsan
Gibuhat nako ang tanan para
lang mailhan ug
Sa imong ganghaan ako
makit-an.

Hinaut unta nga crush nko wala
pay tag-iya
Aron pag-abot sa higayon,
crush nako sa eskwelahan ako
untang maangkon.

By Arsinet Garcia, The Nation Builder

Texter: Bay insoy, naa pay sluts?

Insoy: Naa pay…unsa bay?

Texter: Sluts ba, sa seminar.

Insoy: Oh…naa pa bay. Gamay nalang.

Texter: Akoa nang usa ka slut soy ha.

Insoy: Sure….

Himantayon.com

LET’S PRAY sa usa ka eskwelahan sa Banilad
Nadunggan ni cuzin dear

CI: Before we start our CaseCon, we’ll pray first…you lead the prayer Mr. C.

Mr. C: Ha?! Ok. Let us pray for ourselves…

CI: Unsa’y “Let’s pray for ourselves.”?

Mr. C: Mangadye ta ug iya-iya bah.

First TIME…Sa sulod sinehan…
nadunggan ni ms.Ging

First time sa ako ig-agaw lantaw ug sine (Spider-Man 3):
Cousin: Manang, manang ingna sila nga pahinayan ang volume kay saba kaayo!

Kaniadto…
Amigo, Amiga
Kauban bisan asa
Sa haruhay kita mag-uban
Bisan-asa atong adto-an
Mapa-Bohol, Dumaguete
Ug bisan asa sa Leyte
Sa kalipay tanan, kita mag-angay
Kay lagi tanan magtinabangay
Bisan sa kalisod,
Naa gud pirmi, bisan mamilar sa minatay
Nagpabilin ang kalipay
Daginoton pa ang pan, nga nahibilin sa lamesa
Hastang paita, pikas-pikason pag kapila
Ituslo sa kapi nga salin sad ni Lucia
Bahalag pait, sagdi lang… Antoson
Kay ang problema kana atong sulbaron

Peru,
Karon…
Amiga, Amigo
Bisan-asang bisyo, hala sige ngadto
Inum diri, inom didto
Hala suyop, bisan-unsa suyopon
Pati ang aso sa katol wala kaikyas gisuyop gihapon
Kay lagi, Amiga Amigo
Basin manluod kuno
Kini si Inday pasta gud nga pagkayabaga
Mapatomboy o mapabayot wa gud paik-yasa
Karon nagmahay kay niburot nang tiyan
Ikaw mag-inusara ra sang kasab-anan sa inahan
Kay lagi inyo’ng sayop, hala atubangan
Amigo, Amiga asa na sila
Bahala na ka diha’g mag-inusara
(more…)

ALLOW ME!

REFLECTIONS KUNG MUADTO MO SA SIMBAHAN

(more…)

While ga-chat:

Friend 1: Oi tama bah akong spelling sa encyclopedia??

Friend 2: Mali oi, kulang ug letter “K”.

Friend 1: Tarong btaw?

Friend 2: Bahala ka, ikaw bitaw kataw-an sa imong ka chat.

Friend 1: Aw dictionary nalang akong ibutang oi.
–CALL CENTER–
Where?!?

Usahay, mga pasaway pud ang mga Call Center Agent ani sa taga Cebu dah!
heard by Kim…

At a call center, Cebu City:

Agent: Allow me to pull up your account.

Customer: Sure.

(Long period of silence)

Customer: Are you there?

Agent: Yes sir, am there!

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I’m quiet curious about the title of this blog.  Actually this is not my original article, i used to read this on one of the blogsites.  I think it’s a matter of creative writing.  And do you ever wonder why he entitled this?  This might sounds dirty to some, but sadly this is not about what you think.  This is niether R-18 nor PG.  All I can say is uhmmm…24 hours na lami sugod sa buntag, udto ug sa gabi-i.  Young and old pwede!  Can’t wait? Cge… check this out!

Mabangon ug sayo para dili maabtan
 Sa makasapot nga traffic
Dinhi sa atong kadalanan
Pero ang uban nga estudyante
Dugay-dugay ug bangon
Ambot lang kung unsa-y hinungdan

Sa pag-atang pa ug sakyanan
Dili mosakay
Sa mga dyip nga kagang-kagang
Ila kining isnaban
Kay sa dyip mga di-stereo sila maunahan
Bahala na lang ug ma late sa tunghaan

Alas syete ang klase
Bahala’g moabot ug alas nuwebe
Basta ang dyip nga gisakyan di-stereo lang

Unsa naa sa dyip nga di-stereo
Nga ang kadaghanan man magdagan?
Nga parihas ra man silang modagan
Moabot ra man gihapon ta sa skwelahan 

Wala na’y mabuhat ang atong mga ginikanan
Kung ang first subject nato mag lipstick man
Maestra pa’y pahimungtan
Dili man gud mi close ni maam

O unsa na man!
Mobalik pa ba ta sa atong naandan
Nga bahala na ug malate sa eskwelahan,
Basta ang atong gisakyan di-stereo lang?!

By Juvy E. Arcilla from The Nation Builder 

I hope so… These dancing Cebu inmates rock!

A video of provincial inmates dancing to the tune of Michael Jackson’s 80s hit “Thriller” may end up in the Guinness Book of Records.

Capitol security consultant Byron Garcia yesterday said the video has a shot at taking the record for the most number of individuals dancing to “Thriller” at the same time and in the same location.

He said he was informed by a Guinness Record title holder that the current record stands only at 65 dancers. More…

Last week, I was able to feature more htan 1,500 inmates of Cebu Provincial Detention Center (CPDC) doing the thrilller dance  as a routine at the jailhouse and it’s interesting to know that it gets positive response from the web especially You Tube savvy users.

Byron Garcia (author), who oversees the jail and introduced the dance routines last year, loaded the videos onto the Web.

“I want the prison system to learn from this,” Garcia told Reuters. “The inmates are after all human beings and the inmates after all, once inside, know that they have committed mistakes, let them enjoy their stay.”

The online audience certainly enjoys their sense of rhythm.

“I usually have some kinda witty banter. But not this time, I’m just completely speechless,” wrote one viewer on YouTube.

There’s still hope at the inside.:)  Even people inside the jail can do the creative dance steps of Michael Jackson or perhaps can do the groove of Gary V…???  Sikat ang Cebu! Sikat ang Pinoy!

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1,500 plus CPDRC inmates of the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center, Cebu, Philippines at practice! This is not the final routine, and definitely not a punishment! just a teaser.

Isn’t it nice?

Manny PacMan 5 peso bill?  A hero of the new generation.  Para sa’yo ang pera na ‘to!

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