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Aku napasoruy ngadto sa Ayala..
Oh my .. oh my… kadaghan jud ug gwapa..
Look to your left..
Look to your right…

Perting daghana.. mistesa ug chinita..
Uban na nay fafa..
Ang Uban lolo na ang tag-iya..
Uban kuyog ug puti..

Ang Uban kuyog ug itum..
Uban noypi nga sosyalan….
Ang Uban instik ang gibunalan..
Pero aku naswerthan..
Kay daghan sad ug solo flight..

Mga tisay nga sige ug text-text..
nagHello-hello.. nagcalling-calling sa ila mga friends..
Swerte jud kaayu kay aku ra usa..
Wla ku kuyug..
hmmm…
hehehehehigayun na ni..:D

Pero.. wla jud sila swerte..
kining mga girls nga perting tesaya..
Kining mgha nka mini-skirt nag nagpakitasa ila pusod..
Kining mga gwapa nga englisera..

kining mag sexy ug sopesteketed nga mga babaye..
Kay kining lalakeha nga ng-istorya kay taken na..:D
Hehehe…
Abi ninyu kalimot ku…
nga mubasa sad aku uyab ani no?
Wa oi… hehehehe…

from: balut4sale.blogspot.com

Wife: Mag buwag ta!
Bana: Ok, ako-a ang balay.

Wife: Ako ang farm!
Bana: Ako ang awto.

Wife: Ibilin ang driver kay dugay na ng ako.
Bana: Pwes magpatay ta kay ako cya.

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can’t do it because he’s her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off.

She goes to her mom and says, “Mom… What have you been doing all your life? Dad’s been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can’t marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!”

Her mom replies, “Don’t worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn’t really your dad.”

Commuters from northern part of Cebu, particularly in Bogo, San Remigio, Medellin, Daan Bantayan and Bantayan Islands , can now heave a sigh of relief. What used to be a torturous hours-long journey between Cebu City and the northern towns of Cebu is now a pleasant trip aboard modern buses courtesy of Ceres Bus Liner.

The fleet consists of all-new regular and air-conditioned buses that set the standard in modern travel. Ceres buses are so designed to provide maximum level of comfort and safe travel to the passengers. Unlike other bus lines that ply the same routes, Ceres buses have well-upholstered seats and more legroom to provide optimum comfort while on travel. The interiors are roomy and seats well-spaced.

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Three men–one American, one Japanese and a Filipino were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager,” he said, “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”

A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.”

The Filipino, not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went into the toilet. When he returned, a piece of toilet paper was dangling from his behind. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him. The Filipino finally said, “Well, will you look at that, I’m getting a fax.”

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.

Think chocolate is harmless? A study performed by a team of freshman cosmetology students has determined that chocolate is bad for human consumption. Laboratory experiments involving rats have shown evidence that the decadent delight can cause severe health problems and even death.

“The results of our research are shocking,” said Mildred Sisk, A Senior Washroom Attendant for the Institute of Advanced Cosmetology Science.

“We took five hundred rats and dunked them in a vat of chocolate for thirty minutes.

Surprisingly, not even one survived. If chocolate does this to rats, imagine what would do to a human body.”

Ms. Sisk’s theory has been challenged by some in the scientific community who claim that, more than likely, the cause of death for the rats was drowning. “Those folks don’t know anything. They’re just jealous because they didn’t thing of it first,” stated Ms. Sisk. “They weren’t there and didn’t see what I saw. Besides, when humans eat chocolate, it coats the inside of the body, so in reality, the body is suffocating from the inside out.”

Further testing is scheduled using live chickens.

In his famous and eloquent dissent, the judge protested that states could not impose criminal penalties on a citizen simply because.

“Order of the court!” the judge demanded.

The prosecutor asked the accused some few questions.

“At the time of the incident what did you did?”

The audience went in raucous laughter.

“Silence please!” the judge’s voice rang out in the court room.

The complainant stood up and said to the prosecutor, “Kindly revise your question, the accused might be confused because you’re using wrong grammar. ”

So he revised the question.

“At the time of the incident,” (long pause thinking what he says was wrong) “what did you does?

The audience broke out into a more raucous laughter while pounding any objects they can grab.

The accused stood up and angrily exclaimed, “I ask the court to cancel this session because the prosecutor’s mind is not in order,” and added, “What kind of English do you has, as if you’re not education.

How to brush your teeth while whistling?

It’s so simple, pull-out your teeth and then whistle while brushing them! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!